THE WYMAN DISPATCH - Thursday, 5/31 Leg 4

Traffic, Tolls and Construction Trolls

Musings of a
Long Distance Rider
The wide open spaces and big sweeping interstate highways gave way yesterday to the snarls and mayhem of the land east of the Mississippi River.  About half way through Iowa you begin to feel your mood turn.  The day started with green pastures, grain silos, painted red barns and clean air.  Soon, I was confronted with construction - lots of choking construction.  Two lanes become one and tall orange cones create the new roadway where there was none.  After I crossed the mighty river the eastern snarl seems to have me firmly in its grasp.  Average speeds drop continuously and frustration levels grow quickly.  Truckers control the flow and pace and you are helpless to do anything about it.  Sit back and relax. It just gets worse.  To allow it to control your thoughts will only make matters worse.

I had that problem upon arrival in Naperville, IL.  I was thoroughly frustrated and I let my riding buddy and Wyman partner Tim Masterson know about it.  I was worried that our fellow riders would sense the same frustration and stage a massive revolt against the Wyman Rendezvous concept.  Riding in to save the day was Mike Kneebone and a small army of Iron Butt enthusiasts who met us at Maggiano’s Little Italy in Naperville for what will surely be one of our best evening Rendezvous meals of the trip.  On hand from the IBA world besides Mike were Donna and Jim Fousek and Ed Otto.  Other local area riders (some rode almost 100 miles) were Brian North, Fred Bode and David Riddle.  We even had one of Richard Worsham’s Janus riders, John Tan, in attendance for a short time just to say hi and take pictures of the group.

'Rendezvous' 4 Dinner at Maggiano's Little Italy
Naperville, IL where Wyman remained over night in 1903
The camaraderie of the group lifted the rider’s spirits and the unpleasant riding experiences where replaced with laughs, grins and big smiles.  The food was awesome and massive, something that establishment is known for.  Doggie bags and free second entrĂ©e’s (another feature of theirs) had to be left with the locals.  No room on our ride for extra pasta, other than that which is consumed. 

There were lots of questions from the outside attendees.  When did you start the ride?  How long are you riding each day?  How many bonus stops do you have to make?  How was the weather?  Each rider took a stab at answering the questions being thrown about.  There were also many questions for Richard Worsham about his Janus mount and the trials he’s faced along the route.  Mike Kneebone sat next to Richard and they seemed to be in deep discussion about the bike assembly process and the workings of the bike.  After dinner a group of us gathered around the bike in the parking lot as Richard explained some of the intricacies of his machine and how he was making it work for LD riding.

Missing from our group were Robert Rehkopf and Doug Vance who were still on the road.  Doug’s Harley-Davidson, built by a company founded the same year of Wyman’s epic ride, had some GPS issues.  A stop at a local dealer along the way didn’t solve the problem but it did cost them a chance to enjoy dinner with the group.  By the end of the night they had made it to Naperville and secured a room.  All the chickens had come back to roost.

The rest of the crew all made it in for the Rendezvous dinner on time, or nearly on time in Joe “Dirt” Green’s case.  Joe has yet to make the dinner event at the prescribed time but is inching closer with each day.  His dedication to completing the Gold certification outweighs his need for chit chat at dinner, but we enjoy discussing his off road experiences each night.  He made every bonus stop on today’s route.  He stands a good chance of completing his goal without further incident as there is less off road riding on this portion of the trip, but he may not ever make dinner on time.  Perhaps if he would give up that dirt road riding altogether…

John and Nadine Huval revealed an extra benefit for two up riding teams in the Wyman.  When they arrive at a Wyman Waypoint Nadine can read them the information from Wyman’s daily report while John takes down the necessary bonus info.  In this way they get a better appreciation for what was going on in Wyman’s world at that point in time and at that location.  Having done the ride on my own I can testify that bagging a Wyman bonus is much like bagging bonuses in a standard rally format.  There is not much time (if you’re going for Gold certification) to sit and ponder the circumstances from 1903.  It was only after I returned home and had a chance to revisit the Rider’s Guide that I could appreciate where I was and what I had seen.  Riding back through the same territory this year has given me a better appreciation of what Wyman pulled off.

Tim and I spent the day again yesterday making Wyman business stops, checking in at various locations to inquire about the progress of getting a sign posted or in the case of existing plaque locations just saying thanks to the folks that made it happen.  In Denison, IA we stopped at the City Hall and asked for the mayor.  In small towns the mayor position is often a part time gig and the helpful folks at the counter placed a call to the mayor to inquire whether he could take time from his regular job to meet with a couple of guys in motorcycle gear.  That wasn’t exactly what they said but that’s the way my brain processed it.

After a make shift drawing of the street layout on a sticky note we were directed to go this way and that and then to go in the door next to the Donna Reed theatre.  “You mean Donna Reed of the Donna Reed show?” I asked like a typical tourist.  I was informed by the proud locals that Denison was indeed the childhood home of Donna Reed and that they had a theater downtown named after her.  All I could counter with was, “Did you know George Wyman slept here in 1903?”  We left the ladies with quizzical looks on their faces and scurried over to meet the mayor.  I repeated my question to him with the same result.  Tim took over the selling job after that and by the end of the meeting we had a commitment to erect a plaque and a waypoint sign and to proclaim a George Wyman day in Denison each year on the day of his visit.

I didn’t have time to get much from Richard Worsham about his ride yesterday but I should be able to catch up with him on the Friday ride.  The group plans a stop at the Janus plant in Goshen, Indiana which also happens to be the host site for a Wyman plaque commemorating his ride through town.  How fitting is it that Goshen now is home to Richard’s motorcycle business?  The rider discussion about the Friday ride day and in particular the plans for the nightly Rendezvous was the last topic before leaving the table.  Most seemed committed to an early start.  The only rider I can say will achieve that with certainty is Gary Huff.  I don’t think he actually sleeps.  He’s always the first one out and the first one back in.  I expect that trend to continue.

Our sincere appreciation to Mike Kneebone and friends for making the Naperville Rendezvous stop a fantastic success.  Time to shuffle off to Buffalo.